today i went shopping with two of my roommates.  we needed a full re-stocking after we were all away for break.  after shopping, while sitting outside waiting to get picked up to get taken back to the apartment, we realized we needed paper towel.  i ran in, picked up paper towel and toilet paper, and headed to the resigster.  the people did not understand that i was simply trying to buy these two additional items, and they let me leave the store without paying.

waiting outside, laughing and still confused, i am telling my friends what happened.  all of a sudden, i feel something land on my head, and immediately threw my hat to the ground.  bird shit landed on my head.